Baking Soda and Vinegar

In Sally's cupboard there lived Baking Soda and Vinegar. Vinegar came first, but later Baking Soda joined and the two bickered like old cats. Sally took Baking Soda from the cupboard more frequently than Vinegar and this grieved Vinegar. "It's really not fair," she sniffed, I was here first, I have the prior claim." "Well, maybe if you weren't so bitter and mopey, Sally would like you better," retorted Baking Soda.

This continued for ages and the others got tired of their fighting. "You two really should stop," scolded Pepper. "I've never seen anyone act so childish," added Salt. "She started it," scowled Baking Soda. "Did not!" "Did too!" "Hush!!!" ordered Paprika.

But they wouldn't stop. "Did not!" "Did too!"
"Did not!" "Did too!"
"Did not!" "Did too!"
"Did not!" "Did too!"

This continued until Vinegar hit Baking Soda. They both exploded.

Sally was startled by the mess and kept Vinegar and Baking Soda apart so there was peace in the cupboard ever after.